Are you aware that dogs do not understand the concept of time out? Are you aware that if you attempt to put one dog in time out the other will ultimately prance to the rescue, freeing the smaller dog from the claustrophobic confines of a... doggy bed.
[no picture, I can not draw dogs. At all.]
Are you aware that one of my closest, best friends has been living in Malawi? If you were not aware of this fact, the following statement will prove to be less than celebratory for you. Alyssa came home from Malawi for a visit! Seeing her has been super fantastic and her stories are only completely amazing. She's taught me how to say "joyful sweet potato" in Chichewa. Unfortunately, in the twelve hours since she taught me that phrase, I've forgotten it; she'll have to tell me again. She also has super awesome custom pants made for her which cost roughly $10. I can't remember how much kwacha that is, but I'd pay $10 for those awesome pants.
[I tried to draw the pants. It didn't work.]
